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Apparently there’s a reversed one now
i like the reversed better ;)
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CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
OH MY GOD THIS IS BACK.
FUCKING FUCK I LOVE THIS.
….so that’s how you get 800k+ notes.
everyone can put aside their differences and just agree this is awesome
they need to send this to Israel and Palestine.
ITS BACK!
this is addictive. i selected all squares
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• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
Yes I’ve reblogged this before but it’s too good to miss
Certain person reading this, you’re asking for trouble. You’re asking for shit to get stirred up once more. You require a great deal of discipline at this point, perhaps even a break from your online activities for the sake of you waking the fuck up from your circle jerking thoughts.
I will and shall not let this slide and let go without you paying for your actions. Stand up for yourself for fucking once, don’t sit there behind your keyboard, typing out reasons for your promised deeds as if you never gave a fuck in the first place.
I’ve heard your arrogant side, how much better you are than the people you call ‘classmates’. I suggest that you prove your point for once, instead of looking like a pathetic fuck hiding your online life from your parents.
Shit will burn. It’s basically already on fire. It’s beyond fucking pathetic and cringe worthy. Stop this, now. I should have known sharing too much of the good me with you.
THIS SHIT IS GETTING ME SO FUCKING MAD IF YOU LOOK AT ONE OF THEM ONE WILL BE DIFFERENT BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOURE VIEW THEY CHANGE DIRECTIONS OMYFUCK
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