violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

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jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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(Source: frankenthot, via viciouslunatic)

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frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: shmurdapunk, via viciouslunatic)

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chii-in-paradise:

a-lolitas-life:

Love!

I read it as “for sake” (Japanese rice wine) and then I was like “why is there a fox? ohhhhhhhh”

chii-in-paradise:

a-lolitas-life:

Love!

I read it as “for sake” (Japanese rice wine) and then I was like “why is there a fox? ohhhhhhhh”

(Source: onceuponachippedteacup, via bonitoboy)

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sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

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telapathetic:

people who think they’re special for liking older music

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(Source: telapathetic, via shining-venom)

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Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.
-

Johanna de Silentio  (via brokenallucinator)

 

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gracemosley:

jaceslittlegirl:

undertheangelraziel:

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

augustus, is that you?

no he died

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(via daisysonmyskirt)

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hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

(Source: povvs, via thefuuuucomics)

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cataclysmicmelody:

Apply bun directly to face for happiness.

cataclysmicmelody:

Apply bun directly to face for happiness.

(Source: touj0urs, via nickeyboo99)

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daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

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matthewsagan:

mom

illuminati

I doubt this is a coincidence. Keep an eye on her.

(Source: matthewsagan, via nickeyboo99)

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